What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
14.06.2025 02:16
True - how I loved my mum!
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What! how could you do that?
How often do you watch the news on TV?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What do you mean son?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
Do you know what she said mum?